THE TOUCHLINE PARENT
That was never a foul on your kid. Clean shoulder, ball won, and the whistle went anyway. There is now a way to prove it that isn't shouting across a pitch at nine in the morning.
VIDEO ASSISTANT REFEREE · FOR ARGUMENTS
SETTLE IT LIKE A FINAL.
Your kid was clean. Your mate's goal never crossed the line. The group chat is 48 messages deep and nobody has budged. Upload the moment — a supremely confident VAR official reviews the footage, cites the actual Laws of the Game, and issues a ruling you can frame. €1.99 per ruling. For entertainment purposes — but the ruling is final.
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LAWS OF THE GAME CITED · FOOTAGE DELETED AFTER REVIEW · PAY ONLY TO UNSEAL
WHO BRINGS A CASE TO VAR
THE FIVE-A-SIDE CAPTAIN
He's been claiming it was ball-first since Tuesday. He has told the story four times, and the tackle gets cleaner every telling. The tape does not embellish. Tuesday is about to be avenged.
THE SUNDAY LEAGUE
Stonewall penalty, waved away by a referee who was forty yards behind play and, frankly, still asleep. Justice arrives late for the 11am kickoff — but it arrives.
THE GROUP CHAT
Forty-eight messages, four voice notes, one badly annotated screenshot. Nobody has changed their mind since Tuesday. One link ends it — permanently, and in writing.
HOW IT WORKS
01
UPLOAD THE INCIDENT
A clip (15 seconds max) or a photo of the moment under dispute. Five-a-side, Sunday league, EA FC — the panel does not discriminate.
02
THE REVIEW
The VAR official examines every available angle (yours), consults the Laws of the Game, and reaches a final, binding decision.
03
THE RULING
Reveal it for €1.99. Download the official card, send the link, and watch the argument die on the spot.
POST-MATCH INTERVIEWS † PROBABLY REAL
“I printed the ruling and put it on the fridge. He hasn't mentioned the penalty since.”
“Settled a two-year argument for less than the price of the post-match pint.”
“My brother has 'left the group chat'. Worth every cent.”
† TESTIMONIALS ARE ILLUSTRATIVE. RESULTS VARY BY SIBLING.
PREVIOUS RULINGS
FULL TIME APPROACHES
THE FOOTAGE DOESN'T LIE.
Somebody in this argument is right. For €1.99, it can officially be you. The argument doesn't age well — the footage does.
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